caught a shiny woobat and named it boogerbat i truly am five years old again
i’m gonna wonder trade it later tonight imma make some kid across the world really fuckin happy
"Wow! It’s shiny and it has an English nickname! I wonder what it means!"
"That part means bat, and I think ‘boog’ has something to do with dancing. The ‘er’ is something you put on a verb to make a noun."
"I love my dancing bat!"
Anonymous asked: What's your favorite Undead?
This is going to sound funky and obscure, but I really like the Eye of Fear and Flame (D&D 3.5 Book of Vile Darkness, pg.177) because it represents everything both magical and ridiculous about D&D all at once.
It’s literally just a skeleton with gems in its eyes, but they’re MaGiCal GemS of PooOooOOOwer and you can sell them once you destroy the skeleton body. It summons a fireball once every 3 rounds, because why not.
Calling it a one-trick pony would be an insult to ponies that have at least learned a trick. It’s so dumb. I love it.